#Twat Relief- Ditch The Price Woman, For Charidee!

No I haven't gone mad (again, cough cough).

The brilliantly brilliant Mocha Beanie Mummy, Typecast and Mums Rock have decided to slightly alter Comic Reliefs "Twit Relief" campaign (whereby you pay a celeb to follow you. But they are mostly C listers, cos if Robbie was on there I'd so be buying him...) and instead are asking us to nominate who should be unfollowed instead.

You can read Jay's post here which explains in a bit more detail.

So, now you wondering who I think should be unfollowed?

Step up to the chopping block, Ms Katie Price-Andre-Reid(inator)-Price of Jordan (not the country).

Where do I start with the Patron Saint of ridiculous Bosomage? 

Well, for starters she can't spell for toffee. Honestly, she is really poor. 

She surprisingly never appears to drunk tweet, which to me is a pre-requisite of following a celeb such as Katie as she seems to spend most of her life either having her already huge boobs/lips/ego inflated on camera, getting married or falling out of clubs trolleyed. So whereas guys will love the nip-slips (and worse), us girls want drunken tweets. 

She also brings up newspaper type scandals/arguments with her ex and soon to be ex-hubbies up all the time. Yawn. The problem with that is that soon, her kids will be able to read and access the net, and not only will they end up with a plethora of unsavoury imagery, but all the dirty laundry of rants at their Dad. That and other kids will be able to regale them with those as well, which of course they will, as that's what kids do.

I just really hope that, in the name of charity, if everyone simultaneously ditched her from Facebook, Twitter and her ITV2 programmes, then finally she will disappear forever. And I for one think the world will be a better place.

Face it, if she is allowed to continue with people watching her every move, (I add Katona to this list), whats next? 

We've had the dubious pleasure (yeuch) of watching her give birth, get naughty (In such a faux way as to be laughable) with Pete filming an ad for the series, the upset and heartbreak (Kerching) of their marriage break up, and then her "love" (kerching kerching) for cross-dressing, cage-fighting ex-Gladiator's contestant Alex, there's not much left. 

Which means it'll get worse- What Katie Did Next, the Bowel Movement Series can only be mere months away. Horrors.

I beg you, for a good cause, relieve yourself of Katie Price.

You know it makes cents. Or pounds. Or Euros.

You can give generously to Twat Relief at http://www.justgiving.com/twatrelief

(PS. I was going to have Cheryl Cole. But she has no Twitter. Grrr)

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EDIT:

Elder has also asked that I add BONO of U2 to the list for Twat Relief related charity ditching. Being that Elder is Irish, and has every album that U2 ever made, this is quite a shock.

He has summed this up with this:

Whats the difference between God and Bono?   -                             - God doesn't think he's Bono.

I think thats pretty good! DITCH!