*Slaps Forehead on Behalf of Home Town

I make no secret (well, online anyway) of my roots, in that I am from the chavtatstic set of towns collectively known as Medway.


Now, Medway, I do miss it- honestly. Yes, it was dirty, run down, with not the greatest schools/facilities/homes going, and with a particularly crap Football team (the Gills) but for 25 years, it was home. Mini was born there too (although, again we don't make this common knowledge very often. And she was a mere 5 months old when we moved). I met Elder there. There were some good times had there, and a few of my mates still live there and the surrounding towns.