Dear Half Term
Gah, so over it now, please send both the Bratling's back on Monday, or I'm seriously considering moving into the shed.
Yours, Stressed Mummy
Dear Housing Department
Your stupid lies of three year waiting lists and 1 room temporary accommodation does not scare me. I have had my fill of ten years of private renting, it does not work, I cannot afford it, and I will not pay another feckless, useless, money grabber to live in a hovel. I have seen better appointed dog kennels frankly. How about you just find a little flat, maisonette or, preferably a house for me, Elder and the Bratlings to move into? As for telling em to go via Letting agents- yeah, when you pay £3000 of fees (most of which are non-refundable and reliant on you passing 3 credit and letting checks), I will surely do this. Plus, you can also pay the £1500+ to rent a place per month in Maidenhead.
Otherwise, put as much effort into helping us out as you do to making useless suggestions.
Prospective, poor-due-to-being-repeatedly-ripped-off Tenant.
Dear Eye-Brow Threading Lady
What the hell had peeved you off? I usually near on nod off during an eyebrow threading, not so today. I think you tore off my skin as well as the eyebrow hairs you were removing. You wondered why my eyes watered? Seriously. It was brutal.
Dear St Ms Hospital
You still suck. Yes, Littlest's appointment was cancelled in JULY. So why wait until nearly NOVEMBER to try and re-arrange it? And don't ever, ever try and patronise me by referring to me as Mum. I am more than just Littlest's Mum, and your staff are pointless and rude, as well as wholly useless.
Dear Ambulance Lady
Just because we have a car on the drive, it does not give you the right to tell me I should have driven Littlest to A+E instead. If you'd have asked, I don't drive, the car is SORN, and it doesn't start since Elder managed to lock the immobiliser on it.Don't ever try to insinuate that car ownership means Littlest doesn't deserve an ambulance when he can't breathe and is having a fit.
You suck too.
|Anyone for a Mini-Mani-Pedi?|
Ta, Love oo
PS, please remember you and your friends are bigger than Littlest, and don't knock him over again. I do not need any more injuries.
Please be well for at least a few weeks. I don't think my body can take much more illness. Seriously. It was so nice to see you run round the park, but then 3 days after you collapsed again. I just want you to be able to enjoy yourself.
Love oo too
PS stop saying arse.