Dear So and So Good Old Daily Fail

Its Friday! Its Dear So and So time!


Dear Birthday


Yes, you were slightly neglected yesterday. Having you fall on a Thursday, the most crappest day of the week, was unfortunate. But come Saturday, we'll pretend its my birthday again and really celebrate. Minus the kids obviously.


Here's to the last year of my Twenties
C


Dear Mini


Don't let the mean kid at playschool spoil it for you. Its hard being your age, not understanding that if someone is nasty to you its fine to shout at them and stand up for yourself. Please don't let it ruin your happiness, when you're not at playschool, he wont come to our house, or your Aunts house, I promise. It makes me mad for you being so sad all the time. Just remember that this boy is just jealous at how gorgeous and well liked and confident you are. 


Love you
Mummy


Dear Littlest


I am glad you have finally decided to sleep through, frankly if you hadn't Mummy would probably have collapsed from lack of sleep. Now can you please use the potty? 


Love you baby
Mummy


Dear Elder


The excuse "I can't hear the kids so why should I get up" is not good enough, you git. Sort it out or else.


Cheers
Claire


Dear Daily Fail


Lol (She says whilst typing on the computer and half watching the kids)


Regards
Ms C (Unmarried Mother of 2, not yet a home owner) Maidenhead


Dear Blog World


Debate. Look it up. You can't wax lyrical about your love of debate, then shout people down because you don't like them. Seriously, I nearly wet myself with mirth at that yesterday, even more so than the Daily Fail article. 
Also look up double standards whilst you're there. 


PMSL


20SM




Dear Blog


WTF am I going to call you next year when I turn 30? I may have to lie about my age. It works for Joan Rivers....


29 Year Old Mum


Dear Readers


You rawk (as always) 


20SM