Saturday, 21 May 2011

Its the End of The World As We Know It...And I Feel Fine

You can't help but notice that one of the main news stories is that an elderly man called Harold Camping in the US has predicted that the end of the world is nigh.

From the US to Australia and everywhere in between has been heralding that the rapture is coming. It will start with an earthquake in Oz and follow all around the world with suitable, end is nigh catastrophe.

However, this isn't the first time he has predicted the end of the world, as the very same Harold predicted it in 1994. He now says he got his calculations wrong, but you do end up with the image of the episode of Simpson's where Homer predicts much the same thing and everyone laughs.  

With the end of the world, whether its true or not, you still look to things you should really get off your chest, just in case Judgement Day renders you outside the Pearly Gates.

So, here are mine:

* Its no secret that me and my Mum don't get along, but to get my "revenge" on her for being mean and not letting me out with friends etc, I used to routinely spit in her tea every time I made it from the age of 8 until I left home at 17. Sorry Mum.

* I once got so pee'd off with my Boyfriend as he was cosying up to a mate (and later they had a thing), that I went outside the club we happened to be in, and, spotting his car and my keys in my bag, set to work scratching the hell out the bodywork. Calming down, I then went back in the club, where he apologised loads for upsetting me and bought me a drink. He blamed the fact his car was parked in a Goth club car park and believed it was chavs who did it.  Sorry M.

* I routinely have blamed the children for farting, nicking sweets and general bad behaviour, when in fact it was me. Sorry kids.

* When Elder made me cross once, I forget what for, he had a stew on the side. Which I poured half a tub of Saxo into. He then, along with a mate, ate the stew. Sorry Elder.

What do you have to own up for in case the end is nigh?


  1. you will have some explaining to do if the world doesn't end after all!

  2. I've got nothing so good as that! At least, nothing I'll admit to...


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