Even the name makes me cringe and sets my gnashers on edge.
So, this morning on watching the BBC Breakfast show and hearing mention of the two of them, I immediately thought they may be appearing on the programme and looked for the remote.
(Face it, even Bleakley's miserable mug is better at before 9am than Jedward).
However, I soon heard the rest of the bulletin and to what context the gruesome twosome had been mentioned.
They are to play for Barack Obama during his state visit to Ireland.
Why on earth did anyone think that was a good idea?
I'm only a tad surprised, since Ireland seems
Seriously, how is it that every other irritating novelty act (that are very obviously picked to keep us watching as they get worse each week) to come from X Factor, such as Wagner, Chico ( teeth on edge saying that name too) and those weird Irish sisters Louis liked, disappears to be seen at Butlins on an off week, except singularly the two most annoying brothers the world has ever seen?
Do they even have a record deal? Where do they get those awful suits they've now started wearing (as if the hair wasn't awful enough)? WHY ARE THEY SINGING FOR THE US PRESIDENT?
Does the Irish president not like the Americans, but keeps it to herself, and this is her humorous way of showing that she's not best pleased at him coming over? Is Ireland's economy that bad that they couldn't have got (only marginally more talented) Westlife in to sing instead?
It also means the boys will be on TV even more. I say don't encourage them, and then, hopefully, they'll disappear from sight soon enough.
It worked for B*Witched.