Showing posts with label Nick-Clegg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nick-Clegg. Show all posts

Friday, 13 August 2010

What's Next Dave? Candy From Babies?

I really do not like David Cameron.

Now, I'm not great on my politics, so when I was asked ages ago to contribute to an article on Parents views of the election for the Inde (you'll find my post from the time here), I said that I didn't feel Brown could expect to be voted in again. So they just assumed I was voting Tory.

Not so.

He's a smug bugger is Cameron, in the same way as Tony Blair was. Which was why I didn't like him either. It takes a lot more than a strong personality to run a country, especially one which exerts an authority along with the USA which we no longer really possess. 

I have to say, to be fair, I would not like to have taken over from Brown. Although I think he was a scapegoat and far from responsible for the mess we find ourselves in, I think its more the fault of countless leaders going back before I was born. But Cameron and Clegg. No, not really fans.

Clegg seems to me to have forgotten rather conveniently that his party hates everything which the Conservatives stand for. I imagine that, had Clegg been part of a group of school mates auditioning for the X Factor, and imagine further that Cameron was in the Cowell role, and told Clegg he was the best singer but to drop the group to get famous, he would drop them in seconds for a bit of recognition. Its the same as the coalition, just without the dodgy dancing and high waisted trousers.

So far, so typical. We've already had sleaze, people reigning and Cameron cocking up figures. 

But now, well, he's gone too far.

Yes, we have a large spending gap to fill, I don't disagree, and obviously, cut backs are needed.

So, does Cam The Man cut spending on the Olympics (what were we thinking? We'll never out do Beijing, and we've already spent shedloads more than they did)? No.

Does he get rid of subsidising further and unwelcome immigration? No.

Does he stop areas like where I live from building more unnecessary flats as housing for low income families, when the figures show its houses we need to home people stuck in bedsits for years? No.

No, Cameron's idea is to stop spending on the upkeep of play parks. So if your town has more than one play park, then they'll close for good due to them becoming unsafe. 

Great idea.

His people feel that parks cost lots with no return whatsoever.

Well, I beg to differ.

They do give back. Because kids from all walks of life, from the richest to the poorest all use parks, because they are free. This means they get much needed exercise. And that means they are less of a drain on the NHS.

You cannot complain that the NHS is struggling to care for the amount of unfit kids in the country, then padlock the parks that are there for them to get exercise in. God knows, enough of them have hardly a playground big enough to play football in as a lot of schools sold excess land off for housing.

Parks are one of the few things the whole family can enjoy for free- if you go swimming, just paying for the adults will cost £6.50 each (that's at my local pool). And that's if you can take more than one child if you're on your own. In a park, the adult to kid ratio isn't a problem. They are enclosed, so you can sit on a bench and watch the kids safe in the knowledge they can't run off.

Milk was bad enough (and I don't doubt that they will slide that one in when we least expect it).

Its just not on.

DON'T PADLOCK THE PARKS!

Monday, 12 July 2010

Two Memes for the Price of One

Afternoon all, and a big HELLO! to all you brave new followers, welcome and thanks for joining me x

Onto the post, and I have been tagged by two of my favourite bloggers in two separate Memes, so will tackle them both together. 

First up, prior to Cybermummy, Emma at Mellow Mummy (sure to win big at the MADS) in the Desert Island Discs meme. To join in and fulfil my tag, I have to answer the following Brief:

You are being sent to a Desert Island & can take:
One person (living/dead/known to you/famous etc)
One piece of music
One book or item of reading

Right, so after thinking this one through for a couple of weeks, I have chosen the following.

PERSON
I would undoubtedly take Elder's friend (OK and mine too) Steve, or Hippie Steve as we lovingly have referred to him as for ten years. Elder and I met Steve (although I was aware of him as a person) two days after we first met. Steve is a guy as old nearly as my Dad, and through collective times of stress and upset, has been there for us both. But thats not the reason I have picked him.

Imagine if you will, an Encyclopedia. Now imagine an Encyclopedia has been accidentally put together wrong and all the chapters are intermingled, yet it still is a  great source of information, tales, and knowledge. That's Steve. You can literally be having a conversation about planets, and then inexplicably and seemingly half way through he will go onto something completely different and in no way linked. Go back six months later and he'll finish the original conversation. He knows more about music than anyone I know, and would make sure you didn't eat stuff that'd kill you! And all the while his tales of the old times, music and never ending general knowledge would have you entertained until you were rescued. And when you got low? He'd give you a big fatherly hug. Love Steve.

MUSIC
The hard part, can I not cheat and have a waterproof I-Pod? No? OK.

Right it will have to be something which will keep you going, a real sing along, daft  song. So, how about Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. Because if you can't take the pee out of your situation of being marooned on a desert island, when can you? 


BOOK
I've chosen the Complete Works of William Shakespeare (including the Sonnets). Purely because I have always felt, having it sitting on my book shelf, that I should revisit the texts I read at school, and also discover the ones I haven't read yet. There's something for every occasion with Shakespeare. And I hate to say it, I'm a home comforts girl, if there's no loo roll left, it'd come in handy! Sorry that's terrible!

So, theres my list, and I'll tag at the end!

The next Meme is the Naughty Step meme, as challenged by Sian at Mummy Tips (and Sian, can we make Cybermummy a week long conference next time? I suggest limiting the workload by having one seminar a day, followed by copious amounts of drinking...).

Well, to be fair I need a naughty staircase for mine, but have narrowed the list down to two, a celeb and a non celeb.

So, first on the list, or warming the step, is Littlest.

And no, you cannot all go ahhh but he's so cute and babyish. No he's blooming evil.

He will be residing on the step for the following:
  • Continuously refusing to go to bed until 11pm. And running around the house like a nutter, in no way tired at all. 
  • His refusal to speak properly when the Health Dragon comes, meaning I'm now getting moaned at to take him to speech therapy like a stupid unable to teach their child to speak so needing help Mother.
  • His constant use of the word Bur, or bottle no matter how many times I give him a drink per five minutes.
  • And number 1 reason. The Lego brick I stepped on at 2am in the dark he left on the floor. Yes, even though he goes to sleep after 10pm every night, he still wakes up in the early hours demanding a bur and its a race against time to stick a drink in his mouth before he screams solidly for four hours before nodding off just as Mini wakes up.
So, as you can see, very good reasons. 

My second nomination is to Nick Clegg.For being a fame hungry, Tory wipped arse, who has systematically forgotten what his party stood for in the fight to no longer be the third party. I am wholeheartedly disappointed in him, and his lack of resolve to reign in Cameron and fight for the Parents as he promised, and the schools, and against the sleaze. Tosser.

Onto my tags

I will chose (and sorry if you've had a go)

Sandy at Baby Baby