Friday, 8 April 2011

Dear So and So: Mini WTF?

Dear Mini

LEAVE MY BLOODY MAKE UP BOX ALONE!
You are only just nearing 4, not 14, so leave it out. If I have to make one more trip to Superdrug, I'll cut your Beebies and Sweeties allowance off.
You have been warned
Thank you
Love
Mummy x




Dear Littlest

Stop spitting everywhere. I have no idea where this latest none to endearing phase has come from, but if you spit on my floor/top/jeans/your sister once more I am afraid you wont be happy spending time in your room for a time out.

Its gross so stop it
Love you too
Mummy x

Dear Elder

YOU SUCK.

Bold statement, I grant you, but you forgot Mothers Day. How is that possible? And saying "How am I supposed to know when it is?" does not work- its in every shop window from here to Timbuktu from February, so that lame excuse is not working next year. As for "You're not my Mother", granted, true enough. But I am the Bratlings Mother, and have the stretch marks and weight gain to prove it.
Step it up matey

Love you anyway
Her indoors

Dear Sunshine

Please carry on! I wants me a tan this year

Yours Appreciatively
Lady basking in the sunshine

Dear Readers
Love you. Love you more if you vote for me in the Mads this year!

You still Rawk
20SM

2 comments:

  1. ouch for mothers day!!!! poor love!!

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  2. Great post!
    My hubby would love to forget Mother's Day but after 20 months and five days out of my life I spent being pregnant, stretchmarks, two labours, less sleep than I have ever had in my whole life, and the frequent dealing with poo, I won't let him forget!
    Hahaha.

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