LEAVE MY BLOODY MAKE UP BOX ALONE!
You are only just nearing 4, not 14, so leave it out. If I have to make one more trip to Superdrug, I'll cut your Beebies and Sweeties allowance off.
You have been warned
Stop spitting everywhere. I have no idea where this latest none to endearing phase has come from, but if you spit on my floor/top/jeans/your sister once more I am afraid you wont be happy spending time in your room for a time out.
Its gross so stop it
Love you too
Bold statement, I grant you, but you forgot Mothers Day. How is that possible? And saying "How am I supposed to know when it is?" does not work- its in every shop window from here to Timbuktu from February, so that lame excuse is not working next year. As for "You're not my Mother", granted, true enough. But I am the Bratlings Mother, and have the stretch marks and weight gain to prove it.
Step it up matey
Love you anyway
Please carry on! I wants me a tan this year
Lady basking in the sunshine
Love you. Love you more if you vote for me in the Mads this year!
You still Rawk