Dear Mini
LEAVE MY BLOODY MAKE UP BOX ALONE!
You are only just nearing 4, not 14, so leave it out. If I have to make one more trip to Superdrug, I'll cut your Beebies and Sweeties allowance off.
You have been warned
Thank you
Love
Mummy x
Dear Littlest
Stop spitting everywhere. I have no idea where this latest none to endearing phase has come from, but if you spit on my floor/top/jeans/your sister once more I am afraid you wont be happy spending time in your room for a time out.
Its gross so stop it
Love you too
Mummy x
Dear Elder
YOU SUCK.
Bold statement, I grant you, but you forgot Mothers Day. How is that possible? And saying "How am I supposed to know when it is?" does not work- its in every shop window from here to Timbuktu from February, so that lame excuse is not working next year. As for "You're not my Mother", granted, true enough. But I am the Bratlings Mother, and have the stretch marks and weight gain to prove it.
Step it up matey
Love you anyway
Her indoors
Dear Sunshine
Please carry on! I wants me a tan this year
Yours Appreciatively
Lady basking in the sunshine
Dear Readers
Love you. Love you more if you vote for me in the Mads this year!
You still Rawk
20SM
ouch for mothers day!!!! poor love!!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby would love to forget Mother's Day but after 20 months and five days out of my life I spent being pregnant, stretchmarks, two labours, less sleep than I have ever had in my whole life, and the frequent dealing with poo, I won't let him forget!
Hahaha.