Katie Price: Do Shut Up

There's nothing I like more than a bit of peace, a cup of coffee, and a read of the papers. It's something I used to do every day, but now I have less peace and quiet to read anything, so am left with reading the Teletext service instead.


I do, however, still buy papers on Sunday. I can't be bothered with every high brow broadsheet as it's Sunday and frankly you need one day where you don't have to read about depressing economical news, or how bad our government is getting. So I read The Sun on a Sunday, as it's full of nothing but trashy celebs. It's a point and laugh exercise.


They do make me giggle that they have tried to go a bit more high brow by getting columnists in. I laugh because one of the columnists columns couldn't be less high brow if she tried.

Dear So and So: Mini WTF?

Dear Mini

LEAVE MY BLOODY MAKE UP BOX ALONE!
You are only just nearing 4, not 14, so leave it out. If I have to make one more trip to Superdrug, I'll cut your Beebies and Sweeties allowance off.
You have been warned
Thank you
Love
Mummy x

Half Term, Mini's Birthday Mummy Fail and the Swimsuit Dread

Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

It is Half Term here at home, although some body told me others in the country dont have their little brats angels home until the end of this week. Which if true makes me want to move immediately to where they only have 2 weeks off instead of 3.