Psychotic About Wand Erection?

Unless you live under a rock, you may have seen the show or at least heard about the Channel 4 documentary, called "Crazy About One Direction" (checks for Simon Cowell threatening a Take Down notice again).

I'm not a fan, I don't like their music, I don't find them remotely attractive. 

I, however, was well into Take That back in the nineties. So, I do understand that the band are going to be beloved by girls of a certain age. Teen fandom is as old as The Beatles after all, it's nothing new. 

A Vigil for Bieber's HAMSTER? Bitch Please!

* if you're a Beileber, or under 16, you may want to look away now.....

Justin Bieber, he of the frankly crap songs and poor time keeping is in the news and collective thoughts of his army of nut job fans today as he has suffered a devastating (cough) loss.

As a result, fans are holding tearful candle lit vigils for this lost soul.

All sounds quite nice and respectful, and not even slightly mental until you find out he lost his sodding hamster.